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I used to be your guy, goddamnit, JD. What happened? Now I’m reduced to a mere mention? My blood runs cold, Ox. Once I might have let you watch. Now, not so sure.
Oh, Keith, you’re such a… child of unwed parents. Take another look, my sensitive little flower… you actually received TWO mentions, which is 200% more mentions than anyone else described in the piece. Who loves you?
BTW… I know a guy who knows a dog who knows a green monster who knows some trash cans who might know how to get their hands on a copy of the non-redacted piece. For a fair price.
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May 24, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Bastard Keith
I used to be your guy, goddamnit, JD. What happened? Now I’m reduced to a mere mention? My blood runs cold, Ox. Once I might have let you watch. Now, not so sure.
May 26, 2009 at 2:27 pm
jdoxblood
Oh, Keith, you’re such a… child of unwed parents. Take another look, my sensitive little flower… you actually received TWO mentions, which is 200% more mentions than anyone else described in the piece. Who loves you?
BTW… I know a guy who knows a dog who knows a green monster who knows some trash cans who might know how to get their hands on a copy of the non-redacted piece. For a fair price.
xx
May 27, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Bastard Keith
You know how to send it. I’ll have my people (the Jews) arrange for proper remuneration at the appropriate location.